WHO IS CHIMPY?

i am a DEVOTED DISCIPLE of the sacred PRIMATE ORDER and a SCHOLAR in the field of APE-IC STUDIES. i have dedicated my life to MONKEYS, CHIMPIES, GIBBIES, GRILLERS and other members of the MONKEY FAMILY TREE aspiring to embody their way of life.

my interests include EVERYTHING that's COOL and NOTHING that SUCKS. i recreationally conduct research and classification of KYPHOTIC STOCK VILLAINS. i enjoy amassing items that are kind of MONKEY SHAPED.

i have basically no time to myself due to my busy schedule of CREATIVE PURSUITS and TARDING IT UP ONLINE. notably i am a practitioner of ARCANE CGI, particularly the art of TASTEFULLY ATROCIOUS VISUALS, as well as a seeker of POLYMATHIC MASTERY in QUALITY CONTENT such as EVERY AIR BUD MOVIE EVER MADE.